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Five Bold Predictions For The 2013 World Series

by Tommy Gimler It’s being billed as “The Birds vs. The Beards” by many sportswriters across the country. It’s being billed as “Something I Won’t Watch” by my wife. In any case, here are five things...

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Old Stoner James Taylor Botches National Anthem

by Tommy Gimler Let’s face it. Folk singer James Taylor is almost as old as our national anthem, so we’ll go ahead and cut him some slack on this one. But when Taylor fucked up The Star-Spangled...

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BYU Becomes Bowl Eligible And Immediately Accepts Bid To Play In December...

by Tommy Gimler Then again, I suppose when you have eight wives, getting your holiday travel plans set before the end of October is pretty important. Fresh off the heels of their 37-20 ass pounding...

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The DUD 2013 NBA Preview

by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak If you think that David Stern is going to let the Indiana Pacers win the championship in the final year of his regime, you’re a fucking idiot....

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The DUD Hands Out Their MLB Hardware

by Tommy Gimler We’ll let Tim Kurkjian calculate who is this year’s National League MVP from his grandma’s basement. But if you’re looking for awards like “Player Who Took Down The Hottest Piece Of...

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The DUD NFL Midseason Report: AFC

by Tommy Gimler After finishing the 2012 campaign with an NFL-worst 2-14 record, this year’s Kansas City Chiefs are the lone unbeaten team, sitting atop the AFC West with a 9-0 record. If you called...

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We Put Our Money Where Our Mouths Are: In Your Mom’s Box

by Tommy Gimler We spent two weeks wasting your time with our predictions for the 2013 NFL season. Unlike the rest of the guys, we’ll own up to our shitty picks, which, compared to everybody else,...

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Best Of The DUD 2013: Oklahoma Sooners Wide Receiver Asked A Girl For Pen And...

by Tommy Gimler The Oklahoma Sooners will take on the Alabama Crimson Tide this Thursday night in the AllState Sugar Bowl. We’ll go out on a limb and say this clown won’t be there… To say that...

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Best Of The DUD 2013: Playing Mad Libs With Richie Incognito’s Voicemail...

by Tommy Gimler The whole “Richie Incognito bullying and calling that pussy Jonathan Martin a half-nigger piece of shit” episode was kind of a big story in 2013. We put a nice little touch on it. How...

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The DUD’s 2nd Annual Super Bowl Party Was The Perfect Way To Wrap Up The NFL...

by Tommy Gimler Women, gambling, booze, beef, and nineteen different chip dips were the perfect distraction from the worst Super Bowl in the last thirteen years for everybody outside of the greater...

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